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Continue to ChatMy ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers. - Emo Philips from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/my-ex-girlfriend-was-very-sexy-she-reminded-me-of-the-sphinx-because-she-was-very-mysterious-and-eternal-and